pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

  1. Camera: iPhone 4S
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/24th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

the1337chef and I are playing a new Warhammer 40k boardgame :D

pothepolarbear:

Cara Delevingne has been casted as Margo Roth Spiegelman. pothepolarbear:

Cara Delevingne has been casted as Margo Roth Spiegelman. pothepolarbear:

Cara Delevingne has been casted as Margo Roth Spiegelman. pothepolarbear:

Cara Delevingne has been casted as Margo Roth Spiegelman.

pothepolarbear:

Cara Delevingne has been casted as Margo Roth Spiegelman.

thoughtsofalexvause:

hotmesswithouthehot:

lemonmintcoughdrops:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.

An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”

Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”

Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.

The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.

That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.

One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”

“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.

“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.

I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

HUMAN

HUMAN

Omfg fUCKING HUMAN

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Played 21068 times.

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

autogynephile:

don’t dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you have, dress for the cyberpunk dystopia that you want

witch-breed:

the best scene in the history of forever

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bohemianrationalist:

Perpetually hungry and horny.

"

Luke Cage was created in 1972.

Four years earlier, in 1968, Martin Luther King, Jr. was shot and killed.

Five years before that, in 1963, Medgar Evers was shot and killed.

Eight years before that, in 1955, a young Black man named Emmett Till was tortured, then shot and killed.

These events, and numerous others with frightening similarity, happened in a line, and in the early years of the first decade to reap the social benefits of the Civil Rights Movement, Marvel Comics gives the fans (and the world) a Black male superhero whose primary superhuman aspect… is that he’s bulletproof.

Not flight, or super speed, or a power ring.

The superhuman ability of being impervious to bullets.

Superheroes. Action heroes. Fantasy heroes.

Power fantasies.

Is there any doubt the power fantasy of the Black man in the years following multiple assassinations of his leaders and children by way of the gun would be superhuman resistance to bullets?

In American society, the Black man has come a long way from the terrors of the past handful of centuries, only to crash right into the terrors of the 21st century. Some of those terrors being the same exact ones their grandparents had to face and survive — or not.

There are Black men who are wealthy, powerful, formidable and/or dangerous. They can affect change undreamt of by their parents, and their parents’ parents. Their children will be able to change the world in ways we can intuit and others we can barely begin to try and predict.

But a bullet can rip through their flesh and their future with no effort whatsoever.

And so we look at Luke Cage, a man who gets shot on a regular basis, whose body language is such that he is expecting to be shot at, prepared for the impact — because he knows he can take it.

And maybe, in the subconscious of the uni-mind of Marvel Comics, is the understanding that Luke Cage may unfortunately always be a relevant fantasy idea for the Black man.

2012 – Trayvon Martin is shot and killed.

2013 – Jonathan Ferrell is shot and killed.

2014 – Michael Brown is shot and killed.

2015/2016 – Luke Cage premieres on Netflix.

I look forward to seeing if the Luke Cage of that show will have a true understanding of his power and what he symbolizes.

"

Real Life Proves Why Luke Cage Endures (via comicberks)

Reading that was like getting kicked in the gut. And yet it feels like that’s not enough.

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  • daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
  • icarus:
  • icarus: im gonna fuck the sun

blissfulbeachgrass:

INFJ: It’s not your fault, you don’t deserve to feel this way

INFP: You’ve got so much potential, just keep your head up! 

ENFP: Everything’s going to be alright man! 

ENFJ: What’s wrong? Tell me everything. I’m here for you. 

INTJ: Are those… Tears? Jesus Christ 

INTP: Okay… Okay… How can we fix this?

ENTP: Come on, there’s got to be something that’ll cheer you up 

ENTJ: You don’t have to be sad, we’ll get ice cream or something. 

ISFP: Don’t worry about it, don’t worry about anything

ESFP: I heard there’s a really good karaoke bar in town…

ISTP: What happened this time?

ESTP: Alright… So you’re sad, why is that?

ISTJ: What the fuck are feelings 

ESTJ: What the fucking shit fuck are feelings and why do you feel them?

ISFJ: I’m really sorry, is there anything I can do to make it better? 

ESFJ: I’m here to help you feel better. Let’s get started.