As soon as an Analytic Engine exists, it will necessarily guide the future...– Charles Babbage (1864)
I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.– George Orwell, 1984 (via sadexistences)
tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
can i just
faun-songs: miraculoustang: ((whispers; please just…. just let me ship)) im never gonna stop laughing
Mary: Can I get a cat named snacks
Mary: And when people visit us
Mary: I'll tell them I'm gonna fetch them snacks
Mary: Then throw a cat at them
romancndleheart: tonyhawksunderground2: DO THIS TRUST ME IT’S AWESOME WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD
Mary: Listening to that Kyary
Mary: Pon so hard motherfuckers wanna find me
Mary: That shit's wei
catnipsoup: thylaa: how unsubtle are you about your homosexuality on a scale of one to star trek the original series
WHAT COMES BETWEEN SEX AND FEAR???
libraryoftheancients: riker-wears-a-skant: pedicatio: nothingbutthedreams: dorkery: FÜNF I love you. Oh my god. I LOVE LANGUAGE JOKES I should not be laughing anywhere near as much as I am.
It’s summer. I should get this blog back in order. Maybe. It’s been kind of stupid. All I’ve been doing is reblogging shit and that’s terribly boring.
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
Ozy's Tumblr Thing: About people accused of taking... →
wacky-shenanigans: There are people, especially on tumblr, who bully others in the name of social justice and are accused of “taking social justice too far.” These people generally deserve criticism, but they aren’t guilty of “extreme social justice.” When somebody is angry that a homeless…
snorlaxatives: my favorite mythical creature is nice people
thegoddamazon: super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE Snakes are my favorite reptile.
theprettygoodgatsby: no one is good at small talk everyone lets only do big talk from now on meet someone for the first time tell them about the proposed mars colony and ask if they would go, even though its a one-way trip ask people what their favorite dinosaurs are do they believe artificial intelligence could ever replace humanity if they were a tree, what kind of tree would they be
notcuddles: magicrobotgeography: btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company And nothing of value was lost
buttlid: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
Cosmo Sex Tip # 438
josh-is-awesome: When you finish taking off his shirt look him straight in the eyes and whisper this is my design