sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

Fucking great night. I went out to Harbor Freight to buy a tool. Found out the asshole manager I hated and left there because of quit, Warehouse Manager is now Assistant Store Manager, Head Cashier is now Warehouse Manager, and my old colleague is now Head Cashier (and I would have that job had I stayed with them a couple months longer than I did). Ashlee applied to be Store Manager and WASN’T EVEN INTERVIEWED.

And the ASM wants to buy my old Suzuki. And he wants to hire me for whatever shifts I’d like. Seriously considering going back to work Sunday mornings.

Oh, and the tool I needed? A swingarm stand. Not only was it normally cheaper than what I can get from the catalogues at my new job, but my Head Cashier friend accidentally had it marked down 45% and was like fuck it take it, this didn’t happen.

neil-gaiman:

Dear George

I’m sorry*

Neil

* I’m not sorry

(Source: bscferrets)

nidoranduran:

lyraeon:

patrickat:

lyraeon:

Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.

GM: “Roll 2d10.”

"The department heads, they are saying to me, ‘You shall not make advertisements in lecture.’ But they are not yet saying, ‘You shall not bring weapons to lecture’ So, we have this blowgun."
— Calculus professor, who then proceeded to hit our makeshift bull’s-eye with the blowgun five times in a row and shout “Fuck your probability distribution!” 
Questionyou are so very beautiful, my love. Answer

Thank you sweetie <3

bohemianrationalist:

Sweet peas and basmati rice and browned beef with kale oil. eldritchneon, how’d it taste?

It was delightful. and so was the Irish coffee :)

fullelven-winchester:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

You can’t work fast food without being monitored on the job. Seriously, guys, wake up.

neil-gaiman:

An ice bucket challenge. Mine. In a novelty bowtie. On the beach. With Death…

whatsdifferentincanada:

Metric vs. Imperial

nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time
nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time
nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time
nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time
nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time
nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time
nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time
nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time
nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time
nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time

nezua:

Mummy Kills Bad Daydream, One Smile at a Time

(Source: ratak-monodosico)

neil-gaiman:

You should watch this…